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im a transfem bubbins

love u

BTW IF ANYONE WANTS TO MAGICALLY OR SCIENTIFICALLY TRANSFORM ME INTO AN ANTHROPOMORPHIC DOGGY LADY, THAT WULD BE GREAT I WULD LOVE THAT THANK U

I CAN PROBLY GIVE U SOME FOOD FROM MY KITCHEN AS PAYMENT

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how come when u click “random page” on wikipedia, 30% of the time it lands on something soccer-related???

is soccer like….. 30% of wikipedia????????

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hey remember Rufus from Street Fighter 4?

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he had a very unique bodytype. he wasnt “thiccc”, he was overweight!!!

remember Bo Rai Cho? from mortal kombat?

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same bodytype.

now imagine if fighting games had playable LADIES with that bodytype!!!!!

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how come fighting games never let u play as ladies with this bodytype?

i wanna play as a lady with a jiggly belly 3x as big as her head and no hourglass whatsoever!!!!

make her OP too!!!!!

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tumblr: we’re adding livestreaming!!!

tumblr: *adds constant unremovable videostream of girls who are hotter than me to the top of the app, which i will never ever click on*

my brain: GENDER DIS FOR YA!!!!!!!!!

me: fuck u tumblr

daniel radcliffe: it’s a right bit dipp innit?

danYell radcliffe: IT’S A RIGHT BIT DIPP INNIT???

a dog: wwuf….rerrrrr

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i wish i looked hot 🥺

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im a TAURSCES


my birthsign in regular zodiac is capricorn but FUCK THAT SHIT

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wann shapshif 🥺😢

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up until today i had never heard of a social network called “bluesky” but today ive seen 2 separate references to it.

wtf is “bluesky”? is it another twitterlike? is it a video posting site?

edit: wikipedia says it’s a decentralized twitterlike that the old twitter ceo made. bleh

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auntbibby:

i had a quite positive online interaction with a stranger today

weird that it feels rare. but it’s good that it happened… goodjob bub bub

spoke too soon, the post that interaction occurred on indirectly led to me gettin blocked by a different stranger cuz i didnt wanna do what they told me to do.

…..i genuinely feel like social interactions are less stressful on reddit than they are on tumblr. everyone on tumblr is fuckin Moses, bringin the moral law down from god

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i had a quite positive online interaction with a stranger today

weird that it feels rare. but it’s good that it happened… goodjob bub bub