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im a trans woman whos attracted virtually exclusively to feminine-leaning ppl (trans women, cis women, femboys, femme nonbinaries, etc).

in other words, im sapphic. a lesbian. Woman For Women. simple, right? for heavens sake i have a gf.

but kiwifarms calls me “pansexual” on their website.

becuz to them, some of the people who im attracted to, are SECRETLY MEN 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱 and others are GENUINE WOMEN 🫣🫣🫣🫣🫣🫣🫣🫣🫣

does anyone else feel like thats….. irrational???

like, the transphobe’s viewpoint requires u to believe in a separation between sex & gender (which they claim not to believe in) and then put social priority on SEX instead of gender?!?!?!

wtf?!!?!!??!?!

gender is the thing u prioritize u nimwits, not sex!!!!!!!!!!!!! gender presentation is the only one of the 2 we have any control over!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! it’s basic courtesy!!!!!!!!!!!

it’s like if someone painted u a painting for your birthday, and u were like “wow thank u for making your eyes so brown and large!!!!! so pretty” THEY WERE BORN WITH BIG BROWN EYES, THEY DIDNT DO THAT FOR OTHER PPL!!!!!!! LOOK AT THE PAINTING THEY PAINTED FOR U, THATS WHAT THEY PUT ALL THEIR EFFORT INTO!!!!!!! WTF!!!!!!!!!

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the villain in kung fu panda 4 is a shapeshiftin lady!!!!!!


TRANS RIGHTS

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i feel like donald trump gets away with legal loopholes specifically becuz he doesnt have the Moral Shame to hesitate when he lies thru his teeth to a huge crowd. most ppl have the Moral Shame to give up when they are obviously caught but donald trump is like……..

OH MY GOD Donald Trump Is A Ken Player Who Never Blocks, And Never Leaves Yomi Level 1

“donald u cant fire everyone in your cabinet, youre gonna get counterhit”

donalds response: mash jab

“donald u cant say stuff like that in a rally, it’s unsafe on block”

donald’s response: light shoryuken

“donald u cant take confidential documents home, ull get punished for huge damage”

donalds response: medium shoryuken

“donald u cant break a gag order immediatelly after recieving it, it’s predictable for the opponent”

donald’s response: heavy shoryuken

“donald u cant threaten a judge, youre low on health”

donalds response: EX shoryuken

“donald u cant argue that presidents are immune to all law, youll lose the round”

donalds response: critical art

the trick to beating donald trump’s ken is: never expect him to change strategy, He Will Never Learn; just punish his mistakes as hard as u possibly can and patiently wait at a safe distance for him to keep making mistakes.

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Can you believe Clifford the big red dog and Biscuit are Jewish? Icons.

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Why are all these dogs Jewish?

Because I said so

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You guys are forgeting Jake!

Chag Sameach!

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Maybe Dex goes to their synagogue

synadog

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i saw an annoying trend forming in tiktok sketch comedy so i made this

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imconfusedallthetimehelp:

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one time recently i ate my breakfast (piece of cheesebread & appleslice), and then after a minute or 2 i noticed a very large crumb of cheesebread balanced perfectly on my knuckle, which immediatelly fell onto my plate.

and for like 30 minutes i was seriously convinced i had acquired the ability to generate food from my hands like a fuckin foodmancer.

(via that-one-err0r)

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my new TF mood is “a wild nanobot swarm deconstructed my molecules into a 9-inch-wide grey cube and i can still talk and see and hear but thats it, so my friends & family are just carrying me around like a pet rat now and im grateful they are still treating me well despite me not being biological anymore”

how about u tumblr?

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shiguru miyamoto: waluigi & wario as a 2-person team exude very healthy gay couple energy. but once u add wapeach, the 3 become a straight-ish threesome. they become weak. do u understand?

fumihide aoki: miyamoto-san, i dont think theres anything wrong with polyamo-

shigeru miyamoto: THIS IS A FAMILY COMPANY!!! WARIO AND WALUIGI MUST BE GAY!!! DO YOU UNDERSTAND???

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i wrote a story!!!!

fairy tf and transfemme/neurodivergent themes

hey @slimegirl-selkie im tagging u ok?

it’s called “The Changeling”

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sometimes i look at how TF artists have specific O.C.s who they put thru new transformation sequences every month on their art blogs, and i think “is that what my life is, for god? is that why i have tourette syndrome & OCD regularly taking away my free will in comedic embarrassing overdramatic ways, all while i happen to be the cartooniest Susan Strong-ass trans woman on the earth? AM I GOD’S FETISH O.C.???”